Well to begin with …i am damn miserable with girls.Do’nt know why but though after being studied in a Co-ed still I fill the jitters in my stomach [I don’t have gastric problems …so clear all the gr8 thoughts]when I have to interact with someone from the opposite sex.
It is not all time the same case…suppose someone I like a lot, I always felt that If I approach I would definitely scatter all the things…..always have the confidence on the lower side.
But if I don’t like someone…then the case is just on the reverse gear[though happens very less time….]
Chapter1:
It all started with a girl in my coaching center [chemistry coaching to be precise….]…I do like her a lot….her talk, her eyes, her smiles[she has a Deepika Padukon like smile….seriously….”mard ko dard dene bala”]etc. etc… in short I was /am completely mesmerized by/with her.i always used to thinks of her , and tried n no of ways to influence her…..i still remember how I used to wait on the roadside from where she used to come in the Riksa….and how every time my gotdamn chemistry teacher used gangbang me in front of her and the other students…
Anyways there after family moved down to Hyderabad…..lost all the contacts.
Many days later found her on FaceBook….Married!!!And adding injury to insult she is a Mom now.
Chapter2:
One of the major support system in my college(my lovely college which I described in my previous posts) was definitely not “a” girl…but bunch of girls.
One of them ….a stupid moron in the lot is/was(kill the tense…don’t make sense) had a liking towards me(can you imagine…even I can’nt.GOD exits !halleluhiah!)OK to curt sort I used her…totally ..for be it assignment preparation….giving proxies in the class…extra curricular etc.etc.
On the farewell day she proposed me…and I had to act as a dude infront of my friends ,so I rejected(first time I wrote ejected by mistakenly…)firmly .
I will never forgot the face..The tearful eyes….she had upon hearing my answer.
Anyways never bothered to have any contacts with her after college….just heard few days back she is in US…settled.
Chapter 3:
Will write some other day…..
Thursday, April 15, 2010
Tuesday, March 2, 2010
Ragging -
Just getting a bit nostalgic of my hostel life…so planned to write some crap & and nothing can be a good start than the ragging incident happened.
I remember the first day I landed to the hostel with my father…a bit anxious and a bit careless attitude[as I protested my father’s decision to study in that particular college].Got the room[534 I guess..can’nt remember perfectly] and went there to find another guy [Prasant….’ll write a whole episode something about him later] already there. After some crap advice my father again went for Hyderabad left his son to become a gr8 engineer[sorry dad disappointed u thoroughly though…hehe].
Anyways..after our parents went away me and Prasant bonded really well with some smoke [I tell u …smoking people really bonded very well..]& also he told that he has a senior here from his native town and will protect us from the very famous ragging of our hostel. After hearing these stuffs [specially the protection from ragging one..]I started respecting Prasant a big way.
At midnight we got a call from downstairs that some of the seniors are very willing to meet us for healthy career oriented discussion. So very unwillingly we went there [me in hope of Prasant’s big mouth promises of his senior native friend].After entering in the room I found some [nearly 10-15] people with glasses and bottles of whiskey and suttas sitting there..Giving me the intuition that it is definitely not to be a career oriented discussion.
Firstly we were told to give our intro to them..Starting from our birthplace etc. etc.
As just started that born in Kolkata…first question bumped up….”directly land kiya ? aur land karte hi pata chal gya place ke bare mein? Abhimanu hain kiya?”
Digested those stuffs in tomato red face. Then told that after completing higher secondary got here…again one bullet …how we have landed here, what autos and bus we have taken through he route which train ,what is the ticket and pnr no[as if their bro-in-law is the PR manager of the Indian railways..].There after the questions were just about getting too personal to handle…I was looking to Prasant ,and giving him the “ya khuda kar madad” type look and waiting for his friend senior. Prasant though seemed pretty confident. He was trying to get friendly with them..Offering them cigarettes.. ..Joking with them.
One of the seniors then targeted his source to Prasant.Asked him how dare him to smoke in front of them? Prasant casually replied he knows one of the seniors of their batch…suddenly they discussed something and let us go from there…..i thanked Prasant on reaching our room.
Next day again my 2 very dear friends Mohi and Rajat joined us in our room to become the scrap goat of ragging.
The same incident happened again in the night…but this time Prasant got the attention[he was slapped and punched by nearly everyone in the room…obviously except us]..and yes his famous senior friend did arrived but only to add insult to injury….that crap was laughing like hell[at that time I thought that I should put some kerosene on his mouth to stop his laughter….]…..
One of my senior was explaining me the famous law of inertia at that time….he was slapping me by getting his hand positioned far way then zet speedily hiting on my face and consoling me”see feel the intertia?tu agar thora piche hat ta to tereko utna nahi lagta….that is intertia for you ”[at that time I was thinking of smashing Newton’s head with iron rod instead of the famous apple……]…..
Later on I was told to sing Rabindra sangeet in Punjabi rock style…. [Poor Rabi guru…he could have probably stop writing songs after that attempt…anyways brave people never stops attempting..]
……to be continued……
I remember the first day I landed to the hostel with my father…a bit anxious and a bit careless attitude[as I protested my father’s decision to study in that particular college].Got the room[534 I guess..can’nt remember perfectly] and went there to find another guy [Prasant….’ll write a whole episode something about him later] already there. After some crap advice my father again went for Hyderabad left his son to become a gr8 engineer[sorry dad disappointed u thoroughly though…hehe].
Anyways..after our parents went away me and Prasant bonded really well with some smoke [I tell u …smoking people really bonded very well..]& also he told that he has a senior here from his native town and will protect us from the very famous ragging of our hostel. After hearing these stuffs [specially the protection from ragging one..]I started respecting Prasant a big way.
At midnight we got a call from downstairs that some of the seniors are very willing to meet us for healthy career oriented discussion. So very unwillingly we went there [me in hope of Prasant’s big mouth promises of his senior native friend].After entering in the room I found some [nearly 10-15] people with glasses and bottles of whiskey and suttas sitting there..Giving me the intuition that it is definitely not to be a career oriented discussion.
Firstly we were told to give our intro to them..Starting from our birthplace etc. etc.
As just started that born in Kolkata…first question bumped up….”directly land kiya ? aur land karte hi pata chal gya place ke bare mein? Abhimanu hain kiya?”
Digested those stuffs in tomato red face. Then told that after completing higher secondary got here…again one bullet …how we have landed here, what autos and bus we have taken through he route which train ,what is the ticket and pnr no[as if their bro-in-law is the PR manager of the Indian railways..].There after the questions were just about getting too personal to handle…I was looking to Prasant ,and giving him the “ya khuda kar madad” type look and waiting for his friend senior. Prasant though seemed pretty confident. He was trying to get friendly with them..Offering them cigarettes.. ..Joking with them.
One of the seniors then targeted his source to Prasant.Asked him how dare him to smoke in front of them? Prasant casually replied he knows one of the seniors of their batch…suddenly they discussed something and let us go from there…..i thanked Prasant on reaching our room.
Next day again my 2 very dear friends Mohi and Rajat joined us in our room to become the scrap goat of ragging.
The same incident happened again in the night…but this time Prasant got the attention[he was slapped and punched by nearly everyone in the room…obviously except us]..and yes his famous senior friend did arrived but only to add insult to injury….that crap was laughing like hell[at that time I thought that I should put some kerosene on his mouth to stop his laughter….]…..
One of my senior was explaining me the famous law of inertia at that time….he was slapping me by getting his hand positioned far way then zet speedily hiting on my face and consoling me”see feel the intertia?tu agar thora piche hat ta to tereko utna nahi lagta….that is intertia for you ”[at that time I was thinking of smashing Newton’s head with iron rod instead of the famous apple……]…..
Later on I was told to sing Rabindra sangeet in Punjabi rock style…. [Poor Rabi guru…he could have probably stop writing songs after that attempt…anyways brave people never stops attempting..]
……to be continued……
Friday, February 26, 2010
Inside Picture of Corporate Meeting
@Today moi posting a live exp of International Meeting....Hope people like it[Thora footage khaa raha hun:P]
1.A man with Undertaker like beard spoke like the Gr8 Khalli[WWE fame].."aboobooaboo..."..kuch samja ...mereko bhi nahi
2.Some of the senior persons are sitting with their Laptops[with screen down...probably in hibernate mode]....may be thats how laptops to be utilized. [Jungle Jungle aag lagi hain.....:P]
3.Every body is trying to give the look "who told u moi sleeping?"....and showing some of the rarest human emotions.
4.Every body is showing frustration with Ms Ppt..... it doe'snt shows the no of slide in the prsnt. when in full screen mode.... [are ye slides kahatm hi nahi hota....]
Finally and most important part the "Q&A round...."
Some thumb rules:
1.If u try to become super attentive and try to ask some Questions and if the Answerable person is ur senior in the company u'll find ur ratings will go down....and ur performance 'll get the shit-bit.
[aisi galti dobara mat karna.....]
2.If Somebody asks ur opinion on the meeting :
if(person is senior and can hamper u in the office)
{
very very good presentation....never heard such kinda facts in my fathers lifetime;
}
else(if the person is junior to u)
{
don't think twice before bullying him/her[her:depends upon statistics];
}
End-if;
So next time people follow these important facts before ur office meeting and definitely u'll get promoted....
1.A man with Undertaker like beard spoke like the Gr8 Khalli[WWE fame].."aboobooaboo..."..kuch samja ...mereko bhi nahi
2.Some of the senior persons are sitting with their Laptops[with screen down...probably in hibernate mode]....may be thats how laptops to be utilized. [Jungle Jungle aag lagi hain.....:P]
3.Every body is trying to give the look "who told u moi sleeping?"....and showing some of the rarest human emotions.
4.Every body is showing frustration with Ms Ppt..... it doe'snt shows the no of slide in the prsnt. when in full screen mode.... [are ye slides kahatm hi nahi hota....]
Finally and most important part the "Q&A round...."
Some thumb rules:
1.If u try to become super attentive and try to ask some Questions and if the Answerable person is ur senior in the company u'll find ur ratings will go down....and ur performance 'll get the shit-bit.
[aisi galti dobara mat karna.....]
2.If Somebody asks ur opinion on the meeting :
if(person is senior and can hamper u in the office)
{
very very good presentation....never heard such kinda facts in my fathers lifetime;
}
else(if the person is junior to u)
{
don't think twice before bullying him/her[her:depends upon statistics];
}
End-if;
So next time people follow these important facts before ur office meeting and definitely u'll get promoted....
Introduction to Blogging
Hey u Crazy bloggers...bcoz of u i am forced to open an a/c...tired of hearing comments like "do'nt u write blogs?"[imagine that to from sexy chicks:P]....Anyways so to cut of these "excuse me got to pee" like situations i am here...
see i have promised to my self that at least in my blogs i will try to avoid lying[u fattos it is not one of them...]...so some thumb rules:
1.All u English-fool people be at home never dare to come out of the loo to this blog.
2.whatever i write,moi need goody goody comments....as we need to provide inspiration to the budding writers in our Country.[doesn't ur mommy tought u not to laugh at somebodies emotional outburst?..hehehe]
3. All characters in my writings are 100% real....but if u find resemblance with ur life.. then it is purely imaginary.
Kidding guys.....needed some thing to pour my heart.....so moi arrived...[:D]
watch out for more....
see i have promised to my self that at least in my blogs i will try to avoid lying[u fattos it is not one of them...]...so some thumb rules:
1.All u English-fool people be at home never dare to come out of the loo to this blog.
2.whatever i write,moi need goody goody comments....as we need to provide inspiration to the budding writers in our Country.[doesn't ur mommy tought u not to laugh at somebodies emotional outburst?..hehehe]
3. All characters in my writings are 100% real....but if u find resemblance with ur life.. then it is purely imaginary.
Kidding guys.....needed some thing to pour my heart.....so moi arrived...[:D]
watch out for more....
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