Inside Picture of Corporate Meeting

@Today moi posting a live exp of International Meeting....Hope people like it[Thora footage khaa raha hun:P]
1.A man with Undertaker like beard spoke like the Gr8 Khalli[WWE fame].."aboobooaboo..."..kuch samja ...mereko bhi nahi

2.Some of the senior persons are sitting with their Laptops[with screen down...probably in hibernate mode]....may be thats how laptops to be utilized. [Jungle Jungle aag lagi hain.....:P]

3.Every body is trying to give the look "who told u moi sleeping?"....and showing some of the rarest human emotions.

4.Every body is showing frustration with Ms Ppt..... it doe'snt shows the no of slide in the prsnt. when in full screen mode.... [are ye slides kahatm hi nahi hota....]

Finally and most important part the "Q&A round...."

Some thumb rules:

1.If u try to become super attentive and try to ask some Questions and if the Answerable person is ur senior in the company u'll find ur ratings will go down....and ur performance 'll get the shit-bit.
[aisi galti dobara mat karna.....]


2.If Somebody asks ur opinion on the meeting :

if(person is senior and can hamper u in the office)
{
very very good presentation....never heard such kinda facts in my fathers lifetime;
}

else(if the person is junior to u)

{
don't think twice before bullying him/her[her:depends upon statistics];
}

End-if;

So next time people follow these important facts before ur office meeting and definitely u'll get promoted....

Introduction to Blogging

Hey u Crazy bloggers...bcoz of u i am forced to open an a/c...tired of hearing comments like "do'nt u write blogs?"[imagine that to from sexy chicks:P]....Anyways so to cut of these "excuse me got to pee" like situations i am here...

see i have promised to my self that at least in my blogs i will try to avoid lying[u fattos it is not one of them...]...so some thumb rules:

1.All u English-fool people be at home never dare to come out of the loo to this blog.

2.whatever i write,moi need goody goody comments....as we need to provide inspiration to the budding writers in our Country.[doesn't ur mommy tought u not to laugh at somebodies emotional outburst?..hehehe]

3. All characters in my writings are 100% real....but if u find resemblance with ur life.. then it is purely imaginary.

Kidding guys.....needed some thing to pour my heart.....so moi arrived...[:D]

watch out for more....