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Thursday, November 25, 2010

Why secretaries are girls?

I am always very curious about the fact that why most of the secretaries are girls?
Today I was just having a look at my organizational structure and I found out that almost all the leaders have a secretary to support them and all of them are ladies. I know this is a very stupid topic, but still can you have any logical answer for this?
Though I don’t have any personal agitation against only ladies bang on the secretary jobs, but still…
If you look carefully, and observe patiently….most of them are stunners (even aged ones also).
So after loads and loads of research on this topic I came here the following conclusion:
  • *      Corporate Leaders motivate the people…so they also need high amount of motivation in return. (And if the motivating source happens to be an eye candy then waka waka….even I can be a leader).
  • *      People say poets have a third eye to look at the scenario. So I used my poetic vision and analyzed all the facts only to find out the simple fact.


A).Non-leaders (worthless people who are reading the blog currently)always feels motivated just by looking at the secretaries…they also want to get the leaders position….so competition increases and organization smiles with lots of profit margin(and hence recruits more of them to increase competition and politics.)
B). Leaders (whose secretaries are reading the blog currently) will get complex and hence to retain their position get competitive.

So secretaries do play a upper hand in the quarter results of companies.
Hence as per me it summarizes why mostly secretaries are ladies.


2 comments:

  1. Damn... Somenath!! From where the hell do u get these ideas :D :D
    Cool one... :) :)

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  2. are i haven't seen your comment...thanks...

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